The Last Word Game

Hey everybody, I thought I'd start up what I call a Last Word game. Here are the rules:
Basically, someone starts a story and says one sentence of it, or part of a sentence. Then another person makes up the next sentence or continues the previous sentence of the story. You can't continue more than twice in a row, but your "sentences" can be as long as you want, and once someone else posts the next part of the story you can go ahead and post again. Other than that, there aren't really any rules except you have to continue where the last sentence left off, reguardless of where you take the story to. Other than that, it should become clear how it works as you read on.

Have fun!

Once upon a time, Speed Racer and ancient Greek mathemetician Archimedes were sitting in a bar, when suddenly...

...A woman entered the bar with a small brightly-colored and clearly poisonous frog on her head! She stepped forward and...

...Exploded violently in front of Speed Racer, enraging Archimedes for this blatant disrespect of his dear friend. So he...

...Etched a non-Euclidian shape into the bar surface, that...

...Made the frog jump onto the symbol giving him the ability to speak. The frog croaked and said...

... ee, Meoww!!--What the heck did i meowed for? Leaving Speed Racer and the enraged Archimedes puzzled...

...And led the woman to ask...

...What kind of place is this?...

...I never thought that my frog could meow like that. And the frog said...

..you put your right hand in...

...your right cheek and you have to slap yourself so that...

....Oh really? and then the woman opens the door..

...And sees herself outside the bar. She got shocked and asked herself, Why am I there? When she went closer to herself...

...she asked herself again, What is my name?..

...The other her said to the original woman, Your name is the only name that you can have in this universe because that was the name given to you. But if you don't remember it, I too can't remember it also because we are one. We have to move on and...

...The woman said, "You can't be real" and slapped her look-alike causing...

... hey you already know our name!! so my is "ONE" and your name is "One" too eh? neat...

...If I am One and you are One, where did we came from? One the original thought about that also and then she remembered that...

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...that the two of them are seperated by fate..

...And they had to remember where they were from. One the original had to think until she had a nosebleed and One the separated said...

...Think, Think, Think.... And flashback happens.. In their flashback....

(This is more fun to read than to post now)

...In their Flashback